Mysterious Ways

The pizza delivery man slammed the door on his '94 Toyota Camry and walked towards the suburban sidewalk.

The accountant slammed the front door of his single family home and walked towards the street.

The pizza delivery man and the accountant slammed into each other and collapsed onto the beige concrete.

The accountant brushed off his dark khakis and picked up an extra large with onion and pepperoni.

The pizza delivery man brushed off his red-striped pants and picked up an offshore analysis of the O'Daniels account.

Oh no.

But O'Daniels enjoyed the pizza.

And the Super Bowl party learned from the offshore analysis.

Just goes to show you.